sideofnature:

OKAY BUT WHO THE FUCK IS HOLDING THE UMBRELLA

dragon-in-a-fez:

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

nekyua:

helvetebrann:

arlorock:

helvetebrann:

think-progress:

Drought now covers every last INCH of California.

This summer is going to be really fucking bad.  

To all my Californian followers: You need to be doing everything you can to conserve water right now.

  • Let your grass die.
  • Try to do as few loads of laundry and dishes as possible. 
  • Use your dishwasher…it’s much more efficient than hand-washing your dishes.
  • Don’t run your facet unless you’re actually using it.  (i.e. Don’t run it while you’re brushing your teeth, shaving, etc..)
  • Shorten your shower times.

Seriously, this is going to be bad.

You live in a desert. What did you expect.

Erm.  No.  There are parts of California that are considered deserts, but most of California is not a desert.  Not sure where you got that idea.

It time to burn all summer guys. We gun burn. RIP

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.

There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

iamffy:

This is basically Fairy Type against Dragon Type for Pokemon.

bocces:

Remember that Urban legend about the ET Atari cartridges being buried in some desert?

It’s true, they found them 

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